Jeezus – The American Jesus!

May 31, 2007 at 11:50 pm 17 comments

Click on the comic and maximize for a nice big view:


This cartoon is courtesy of

For once, I am speechless.


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  • 1. Simen  |  June 1, 2007 at 7:07 am

    I’m guessing “File not found” wasn’t what left you speechless.

  • 2. agnosticatheist  |  June 1, 2007 at 7:09 am


    I kinda liked it :)

  • 3. HeIsSailing  |  June 1, 2007 at 7:24 am

    Yeah, I put this thing up last night and, like the real Jesus, it keeps miraculously dying and resurrecting.

    It mysteriously landed intact in the atheism central tumbler.

  • 4. agnosticatheist  |  June 1, 2007 at 8:26 am

    They should have made the “nice” Jesus a little happier looking :)

  • 5. Agnostic  |  June 1, 2007 at 10:34 am

    If you were the “real” Jesus would you be smiling at the American Jesus? ;-)

  • 6. brian t  |  June 1, 2007 at 10:45 am

    That explains this nagging feeling I get when I see some modern Christians… I wish they would be a bit more Christian. 8)

  • 7. agnosticatheist  |  June 1, 2007 at 2:11 pm


    Ok. I now get it :)


  • 8. societyvs  |  June 1, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    I liked that cartoon – watch out Christians are going to burn down a newspaper building (Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh). Of course we won’t – it’s just a cartoon.

    I think it makes a lot of sense and it speaks to the current Nationalizing and Markerting of Jesus in the past 30 years (or more).

  • 9. Justin  |  June 1, 2007 at 4:47 pm

    haha that is a great comic, and I couldn’t agree more…just like we do with everything, we have successfully “Americanized” Jesus and Christianity

  • 10. Steelman  |  June 1, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    I’ve been wondering; which denomination has the whitest Jesus? Within just a few days of each other, my house was visited by both the Mormons and the Jehovah’s Witnesses. They both left proselytizing propaganda cards with a picture of Jesus on them. The Mormons’ JC looked like a good, solid mid-western farm raised kind of guy, while the Jehovah’s Witnesses version was more of a Seattle grunge messiah. Personally, I think it’s hard to beat the kitschy, acrylic on black velvet Caucasian Christ I once beheld in a Church of the Nazarene foyer.

  • 11. beepbeepitsme  |  June 1, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    And there is always the “American Jesus” as sung by Bad Religion

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