My father was there for me. He was a teacher and sang barbershop. He was a great guy. Your invisible friend was never there because he isn’t real

You’d better read your bible again about testing god. It’s full of people testing god – Moses, Elijah, Thomas. If testing god is a devil-ploy, then you just accused them of it too.

Malachi 3:10 Bring the full tithes into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house; and thereby put me to the test, says the LORD of hosts….

So according to your own book it was fine to test god back then. So why not now? (Oh that’s right, because any actual test of god FAILS, because your god is something humans made up. So if you don’t warn your believers not to do it, they might try it and see through the whole con. Couldn’t have that.)

O be careful little eyes what you see
O be careful little ears what you hear
O be careful little hands what you do
O be careful little feet where you go
O be careful little mouth what you say

I rebuke that which stole your innocence in the Name of Jesus.

Stop that pass-phrase devil ploy I have already spoken to you about testing the Lord thy God.

I am sorry your father was never there, I am sorry he never comforted you. I am sorry he was never around and you felt all alone. God wants to restore that He wants you to be freed from the pain. You have from young age facing some alone and tough calls. You cried out to God, but for you He seemed far. It is not the crying out that saves it is the accepting what He had done on the cross – and accepting Him as Lord of your life. do you know what He has done for you on the cross? Go read Isaiah 53. It is in His blood and body.

You are making stuff up again, which is what I expect from evangelists. You have to invent a problem and sell us on the problem before we will buy your solution to the problem. Sorry, no sale.

You’d better cry out to your god harder, because he isn’t answering you so far. At least, not with my pass-phrase, and without that you are just another delusional person who thinks the thoughts in their own head are coming from an invisible man in the sky.

Souls are imaginary too. The human brain thinks, and when you die it stops and you are gone. Best to use your limited time on earth to create meaning for yourself, and to live as rich and full a life as you can in the time you have.

No emptiness here. The only emptiness I ever felt was all that time in church when people said that “Jesus will come into your heart” or “you will be filled with the holy spirit” and nothing ever happened. Church was empty, all those promises were empty. Once I stopped expecting anything to happen, life made much more sense. My life is full now, and I have no need to pretend invisible boogy-men exist.

The difference between “Where’s Waldo” and “Where’s Yahweh” is that Waldo is in the picture.

It is obvious that your jesus does not intend to friend me, there have been plenty of opportunities, just show up. Nothing against your jesus, but I will not be friending any imaginary character, no matter how long they have been present in fantasy.

You offer plenty of blather, but no evidence.

We exist body, soul and spirit. Your soul can never be complete until you receive a God-conscious. There will always be an emptiness. You can’t describe why, but something in you feel like there is something missing. This can only be filled when you accept Jesus. Then God will quicken your spirit within and only then do you become whole.

This is not something that I can describe for you it has to be experienced.

You will never convince me that the earth was created before the sun or that the bible is anything but a collection of lies and threats designed to control the masses and enrich the few. The errors in the bible are so egregious that any analytical individual must reject it as fiction. Genesis is totally unbelievable.

You know the drill, have your jesus come visit me, no second hand lackeys, principals only.

If you will stop proselytizing for a failed, though still practised superstition, I promise to not be offended.