Comments on: The Gospel Story – Act 1: Creation and Fall

By: Lyra's Alias

Lyra's Alias — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 23:06:07 +0000

I feel like laughing at this kind of stuff is healthy regardless of your philosophical position. Taking things seriously all the time is exhausting and probably not psychologically healthy. So uh, yeah. Good job.

By: Reading the Bible with de-Converted Eyes (Part 1) | TILL HE COMES Blog

Reading the Bible with de-Converted Eyes (Part 1) | TILL HE COMES Blog — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:02:01 +0000

[...] own. So here is “The Gospel According to Josh.” You can read the original posts here, here, and here. In the beginning God exists for an eternity. At some point he begets a son and [...]

By: SnugglyBuffalo

SnugglyBuffalo — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:00:47 +0000

As I recall, heresy and blasphemy is virtually impossible in Pastafarianism.

Argue about the details all you want, in the end you still get beer volcanoes and strippers regardless.

By: LeoPardus

LeoPardus — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:50:32 +0000

I’m glad sauce isn’t important. I like marinara and my kids like alfredo, but we can be one happy family together at dinner time. No need for a food fight.

By: bernerbits

bernerbits — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:40:11 +0000

People who believe otherwise are making a, um, diety in their own image of dinner.

But He loves low-carbers as well!

By: Jeffrey

Jeffrey — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:32:59 +0000

Pictures of the FSM are imagery, and not meant to be taken literally. I suppose next you will ask if His Noodliness can make a pot so big that even he can’t fill it up!? The FSM needs no cooking. People who believe otherwise are making a, um, diety in their own image of dinner.

By: paleale

paleale — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:42:38 +0000

I left out fried. As in the electric chair.

By: paleale

paleale — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:40:58 +0000

These synergistic heresies you speak of have been handed down to us through the ages depicted in noodly art dating back to the earliest known records of Pastafarianism. Much like the frescoes which dominated the blasphemous cult of Christianity, we view these artistic masterpieces as an early form of catechism for believers of the day. If you’re going to get specific, you’d better decide how His Noodliness is prepared. Boiled, baked or raw? I believe in the softness of His noodle.

By: Jeffrey

Jeffrey — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:24:16 +0000

Don’t bring your synergistic heresies into the Truth of Pastafarianism. THERE IS NO SAUCE. Only spaghetti. No meatballs, no sauce, only spaghetti. The literal meaning of spaghetti is a form of pasta. If we worshiped a spaghetti dinner, his Noodly Goodness would be called the Flying Spaghetti Dinner Monster.

By: Ubi Dubium

Ubi Dubium — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:47:20 +0000

I just recently got my copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It’s much more intelligible than the bible. For instance, there’s only one version of the “Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” instead of the two or possibly three in the OT. And – Pirates make better chosen people than a bunch of rule-obsessed Bronze-age goat hereders.

YARRRR and RAmen!