Comments on: Hearing Voices

By: Joshua

Joshua — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:38:10 +0000

You know what God is?

A dyslexic dog.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:29:49 +0000

God is dyslexic? (#31)

dog: “krab!! krab!!” Interestinlgy, when a dog barks backwards it asks for imitation crab.

By: Phil Stilwell

Phil Stilwell — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:56:08 +0000

Yes, Leo. Saint Peter was handed the keys to North Hollywood and was told to keep me out. I’m now on craigslist browsing properties in South Hollywood, but can’t find a place with air conditioning, and I hear it’s so damn hot!

By: Joshua

Joshua — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:30:56 +0000

I hope I’m not the only one on whom it is not lost that God has been posting comments on the “Hearing Voices” article.

By: LeoPardus

LeoPardus — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:45:19 +0000

Wow Phil. You’re gonna delete posting from God? You are so gonna go to H – E – double toothpicks.

By: Phil Stilwell

Phil Stilwell — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:39:22 +0000

I check God’s IP address, and, unsurprisingly, He seem to be living in North Hollywood (perhaps George Burns resurrected) along with Melanie and Henry. As there seems to be a babbling troll epidemic in North Hollywood, I think I’ll simply delete all postings from that area for a while.

By: Phil Stilwell

Phil Stilwell — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 02:56:44 +0000

Dear God, Until you can provide evidence of Melanie's existence, I'm attributing your revelations from her to hallucinations. You claim to have a coherent Melanie, but even a cursory look at her scriptures on other blogs reveals a Melanie who merely makes vague unsubstantiated and absurd claims. The Word of Melanie is absurd and incoherent, and is (even ignoring Her typos) far less than inerrant. Until you can provide me with a notion of Melanie that is coherent, I reject all your claims concerning her attributes and existence. I'd truly hate to be the one to enrage God by deleting His comments on this site, but even God has to provide evidence for his claims unless he wants to be relegated to merely the God of the Trolls (a good movie title in my opinion).

By: God

God — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:43:42 +0000

Phil,

Melanies brilliant comments have been deleted yet the Blue meaney’s insults remains posted:

She’s posted a few times elsewhere. Seems she posts for a few days with messages from God about JFK or nonsense then disappears once her meds kick back on. This site seems to be an annual event for her. Amusing stuff.

Can you explain your actions?

By: God

God — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:35:48 +0000

Lician,

(We should probably stop believing all that stuff we read in biology-manuals also… I mean, did any of us here ever see a man evolving from an ape?)

Just because you didn’t see it happen doesn’t mean it did NOT occur. You just don’t have proof. It is all theory at this point.

By: God

God — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:31:47 +0000

LeoPardus,

Your wrong, God has a typo error.
You can’t argue with God either. What do you win in agruing with your Father?

A trip to Hell. All expenses paid.