The reason for the season?

December 11, 2012 at 9:18 pm 4 comments

Just who the heck am I talking about here?

  • Keeps track of who is being good and bad
  • Rewards according to the list
  • Knows what you are doing at all times
  • Is aware of your requests for gifts and such
  • Parents teach their children about him
  • Has helpers of lesser abilities than himself
  • Has supernatural powers
  • Is known as loving and kind
  • No one ever sees him
  • Gets credit for things he doesn’t actually do
  • Lots of songs about him
  • Immortal
  • May have origins in some historical character
  • His example may inspire generosity in some people
  • Does some rather weird miraculous things

Happy holidays whilst you figure on that. :D

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. evangelically incorrect  |  December 11, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    obama?

  • 2. notabarbie  |  December 19, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    Geez..us claus?

  • 3. LeoPardus  |  December 19, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    :D

  • 4. milehigh  |  January 10, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    Nice to see you posting again LeoPardus! You and others posting here were a very influential part of my deconversion. It was and remains an amazing experience, although it left more questions than answers as the person who I was dissolved. It’s a paradigm shift that I have not sorted through yet after 4 years.

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