The reason for the season?
December 11, 2012 at 9:18 pm LeoPardus 4 comments
Just who the heck am I talking about here?
- Keeps track of who is being good and bad
- Rewards according to the list
- Knows what you are doing at all times
- Is aware of your requests for gifts and such
- Parents teach their children about him
- Has helpers of lesser abilities than himself
- Has supernatural powers
- Is known as loving and kind
- No one ever sees him
- Gets credit for things he doesn’t actually do
- Lots of songs about him
- Immortal
- May have origins in some historical character
- His example may inspire generosity in some people
- Does some rather weird miraculous things
Happy holidays whilst you figure on that.
Entry filed under: LeoPardus. Tags: god, Jesus, myths, santa.

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Nice to see you posting again LeoPardus! You and others posting here were a very influential part of my deconversion. It was and remains an amazing experience, although it left more questions than answers as the person who I was dissolved. It’s a paradigm shift that I have not sorted through yet after 4 years.