de-conversion

You might be a Fundy if…

Someone recently mentioned making some Jeff Foxworthy type one liners about Christian Fundamentalists. I always like a good laugh, so I searched and found that there are quite a few out there. Here’s a selection. Enjoy the grins.

You might be a Fundy if…

• You see nothing wrong with stating “facts” about what God thinks as if you are His personal secretary.
• You complain about Christians not being allowed to practice their religion in foreign countries, yet when someone tries to set up a Hindu temple/Mosque/Pagan or new age bookshop in your town you go ballistic and think it shouldn’t be allowed.
• Your typical prayer uses the phrase “Lord Jesus” or “Lord God” more times than the Bible.
• God regularly opens up convenient parking spaces, JUST FOR YOU.
• You think people who enjoy science fiction and fantasy, especially those who enjoy the Harry Potter novels, are going to be in hell.
• You think that being tortured for all of eternity for any reason is an appropriate punishment.
• You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God…

Continue Reading January 6, 2008 at 12:56 am LeoPardus 58 comments